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25 Tips For Having An Impossibly Good Sex Life
Do you own a bedroom? If you answered yes, you’re one of fifty-two million Americans not having sex in it right now. Maybe it’s because the passion has left the relationship, or maybe it’s because...
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Disinterested Valentine’s Day From Daniel & Elmer. Keep it cool and aloof this Valentine’s Day, guys. -Daniel
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Bad Advertisements: Geeks and Blow Up Dolls
It’s hard to capitalize on the dating website market. OkCupid, Match, and eHarmony have monopolized disappointment to such an extent that any intrepid, young entrepreneur with the dreams of better...
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Daniel Is Not The “Him” You’re Looking For
I find myself at Barnes & Noble more often than I don’t. In the case of this story, I was there to buy a copy of the William Friedkin’s film Sorcerer, because Best Buy surely wouldn’t have it. Best...
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5 Great Pick-Up Lines For Your Local Coffee Shop Barista
There’s nothing like being in the front of a long line and knowing that the cute coffee shop barista wants you as badly as you want her. And there’s nothing that everyone in that long line loves seeing...
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You Guys Want To Go To The Club Tonight And Nod At Girls?
Look, Lee. You just got broken up with. You’re SINGLE. SINGLE. You’re free now, man. Come on out with us tonight. It’ll be great. We’ll pre-game at Rick’s house until Greg gets off of his shift. Greg...
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I Won’t Hurt You Like All Those Guys You Had Healthy Relationships With Did
I’m different. I’m different from all of those long-term relationships in the past with all of those guys who meant well. I’m with you now, so that obviously means that I’m different from all of them....
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I Like A Woman With A Sense Of Humor Who Isn’t Funnier Than I Am
Hahahaha. I agree when they say that online dating is a mixed bag, but I’m glad to see that this is one of the good ones. After dinner, do you want to go get drinks somewhere? I know this place on...
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If You Can’t Handle Me At My Worst, You Don’t Deserve To See Me Turn Into A...
I gave you another chance, and you blew it like you always do. It’s the same shit, over and over, Mark. And I’m kind of sick of it. I need a partner. I need someone who’s going to be there for me...
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